Back from another Break

Hello there...I just came back from another break (Movie Review will be tommorow) BUT in taking this break I found a way to Update this thing AND if you want me to, act like a real Jerk Face! (To some people, but to Evil Ninja-Smurfs, I would say that would be fine...THEY TOOK MY MUFFINS, THERFORE THEY ARE TEH EVILS!)
Now, I just need to say a few things before I get into some of my DF Stuffles and Random Stuffles...

Teeth Bands hurt like Hell.

I mean, you can't even eat anything without them going all 'Hey, since he is eating something, we are going to make his life more miserable by making his Teeth Hurt!' and I am all like 'OMG My Teeth Hurt so Badly, but I need to eat to LIVE, so therfore I must go through the Horrible Pain' and then they are all like 'Lol that was very fun...LET US DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTILL WE COME OFF!' and I am all like 'NOOOOOOO!'

...Holy Muffins, I sounded like a Blogger back there...*shivers*

Well, back to another DragonFable MOMENT OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

On April Second, many many people became ChickenCowLords (Including Me...ChickenCows are awesome) BUT then the DF Team gave more info on the DragonLords and then I was all like 'OMG I MUST BECOMES ONE!' and they are all like 'No you can't you have to wait awhile to do so' and I am like 'NOOOOOOO!'

...Holy Muffins, there I go again...I don't know about you, but I may have Blogging Fever...I need MEDICATION!

Xan War going on!

Hey there! Okay, I am confident I can revive this blog...whenever I need a break, I will say how long and when I am taking it.

Also, if you visit DragonFable right now, we almost won the Xan War, which is going on right now. If we lose- Falconreach will burn to the ground.

So, next time I will reveiw a new movie I just got- Stephen King's IT.

~Brenton Zera Storm, Alchementalist, Loremaster, Blogger

New Plan (Hooray for the Doomness!)

Okay, this post will be short, but to the point:

I will post atleast Once a Week (More when D/P comes out)

No videos, no nothing.

Just stating my new plan.

See you tommorow! And that is a promise!

Wanna know why I was gone? CHECK IN HERE!

But first, one of the most embarrasing songs I have evah heard of: *starts to sing*


Open your mind, and open your heart...
This song of love is about to start!

This holiday colors just about everything pink;
from flowers to chocolate and perfumes that stink.

I hope that your love forever lasts;
and more so that this song ends fast.

Your love is an event that will eternally transpire;
Even if they were bitten and turned to a Vampire.

Word of love are powerful and deep;
This bear suit is hot and puts me to sleep.

To save you they would slay a dread lich;
Um, can you help me reach this itch?

You are adorable with an amazing mind;
Hmmm, I think this bear suit is making me blind.

Your love is destined for greatness ahead;
I just want to go home and go back to bed.

May you get diamonds be so big that they strike you blind;
Big Daddy's prices are still the best you can find.

I am happy for the love you two have found;
I just wish I was not contractually bound.

Truth and love are causes worthy of being fought;
Good thing these SnuggleGrams are easily bought.

These words are true straight from them through me;
Ok, lets hurry... I gotta go pee.

I hope you found this SnuggleGram warm and funny....
Cause' it costed some poor sap all their money!

And that was the SnuggleGram Song from DragonFable...There can be any tune for it, and one day I will embarras the heck out of my self by putting up a YouTube video of Me singing it (While wearing a funny costume) So, that will be one of the projects i will be working on.

Now, for the reason why I have not updated in awhile: I WAS ON A BREAK! Some peolpe need breaks in their lives, to catch up on the local Muffin War, or to try and escape the Evil Ninja-Smurfs that tear your limbs off when you sleep, or to try and cath up on the comic, or inventing some new types of food that only yourself will eat, in the history of the world. Or you could just hang out in your local YMCA and start a Weirdness Talent Show, with the Improv Stylings of the DSC Crew (Our name so far, we make Comics and Improv Acts! DSC stands for DoomStorm Chronicles...I know, it is the same name as my comic, but the DSC Team should get to be known on the Internets and YouTube...once I figure out how to upload videos. If anyone knows how, then you shall be spared when I attempt to launch an all out Muffin War over YouTube! We consist of DragonFable Fanatics, and try to use Any/All of Artix's Puns whenevah we can.)

Okay, it has been far too long, so WATCH A YOUTUBE VIDEO!
Have you evah wondered what the First Take of White and Nerdy (By Weird Al) looked like? Well, your problems are solved with this video!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWc6QQ9JlMc

Now, the next post MIGHT be about Pokemon, or a New DF Guide, or another one of my Randomness Rants/Stories. I can not promise anything (Last time I tried, the Evil Ninja-Smurfs almost stole my collection of Blueberry Muffins!)

That is all for now, see you later!
~BZS, Alchementalist, Lormaster, New (and Learning) Blogger

Hey, Hey, Hey!

Well, I am back! The reason why I was gone was because I had a Near-Death Experience. You will think I am making this up, but I got Ran Over by a Snow Tube going down a hill (while I was getting out of the way, I didnt know someone was coming down, and they made sure they thought I was a safe distance away before they sled, so I thought I was safe.) And I landed on my back and it hurt like hell. I thought that I was going to die because I couldnt breath for a long moment, and after that breathing was hard. After 1 minute I could breath normally, but my back still hurts. Im still recovering, but here is Part 1 of the Dragon Fable Guide:

Levels 1-5 (I said 1-10 last time, but I will do 6-15 next time)
First, create a character that you like. (if you have a DA, then go to the shop with a black dragon symbol on it and get some weaponary for later)
then talk to Ash Dragonblade (left of the Inn) and go to Oaklore, Beginning, and go through the Prolouge. When you hit Oaklore Keep, go to the place with a candel on it and talk to Maya and press Set Home Town. Now you cant get out untill you beat the Serpant (it is the Easiest Boss in the game for your level - Trust me on this one) So, I suggest you do the Sneevil Quests from Sir Valance so you get good equipment and a few levels. Once you reach Level 3, go to the right of Sir Valance to the catapult (near the Healing Area #1) to go to Sir Jings weapon quest (you get a weapon to beat the Serpent with) and occasionally go to the Vurrman Quest from Sir Prize to get Pouches of sand (that sell for 8 gold - The best farming quest for your level) and explore Oaklore. Once you reach Level 5, go try out the serpent. Now, you have just completed Oaklore and levels 1-5. I know that the first part isnt very good, but thats because it is easy to level up in Oaklore for your level. Trust me, from now on, it will be better.

Now I am off waiting for the Manaphy code for Pokemon Ranger that comes in exactly...3 Days, 2 Hours, 58 Minutes aaand, 10 seconds from when I wrote this. (the seconds keep ticking as I still write this, so it may not be accurate.

I am a big Pokefan having owning every single english pokemon game ever made. (Even the fake ones Diamond and Jade) and collect anything Pokemon. So expect pokemon news alot more often when Diamond and Pearl come out for DS.

This is Brenton, signing off. (And just spent 1 whole day catching the Regi's with 247 Ultra Balls, and succeded)

~Brenton Zera Storm, Alchementalist, Loremaster, Blogger

2007, First Post Of

Well, to start off a New Year of DF (and stuff) blogging, im going to put up the Prolouge of The DoomStorm Chronicles (I made this long ago, my editing skills have imporven by then, im planning to revise the Prolouge-Chapter 3 when I am finished with it.

Prolouge:
[link=http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/9284/prolougepart1rr5.jpg]Prolouge Part 1[/link]
[link=http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/414/prolougepart2xc4.jpg]Prolouge Part 2[/link]
[link=http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/265/prolougepart3ae7.jpg]Prolouge Part 3[/link]
[link=http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5817/prolougepart4kz4.jpg]Prolouge Part 4[/link]
[link=http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/871/prolougepart5xj7.jpg]Prolouge Part 5[/link]
[link=http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/2314/prolougepart6my1.jpg]Prolouge Part 6[/link]
End

If those links dont work, then just copy and paste the links into your browser.

The next post will have a guide for Levels 1-10 in DragonFable.

Untill next time!

~Brenton Zera Storm, Alchementalist, Loremaster

A Chinese Tall Story Review #2

Well, I have delayed this enough, it is time for an actual review (but I wont say how Wicked Freakin' Awesome it is untill the end of it)

It First starts out when Tripitaka (I dont know if I got his name right) and his Three Disciples (Monkey, Piggy, and if you read the book 'Monkey' by Ch'Eng-En Wu, you would know the Third Disciple is Sandy) in the end of their Journey to get the Scrolls/Sutras from Buddha and become Immortals. But before they stay One night in the town that they are in, they are ambushed by some Evil guy that commands an Army of Bug Demons. Wukong (The Monkey King) then fights a large portion of his Army, then sending Tripitaka away somewhere with Wukongs Sea-Needle that Calms Waves (aka Monkeys Golden Staff) Tripitaka lands in an Imp Village where he is guarded by Meiyen (I cant remember all these names perfectly, so if I get them wrong, bear with me) and is released by her also. They travel to find Wukong, leading them to The Southern Gate of Heaven, another Imp Village (where Tripitaka dresses like Spiderman to learn Fake Web Magic as a trick of the other Imps), a town that is under attack by the Bug Demons (and Tripitaka is aided by an Advanced Humanoid Race from Outer Space) and eventualy ending up in The Jade Palace (in Heaven) where Tripitaka Rejoins his disciples - At the cost of undergoing another 81 calamities (the book calls it Calamities, Tripitaka calls it events) to get the Scrolls/Sutras.

I think it is like a missing part to the book 'Monkey' by Ch'Eng-En Wu. It would also be great to make a movie of the events in the book 'Monkey' instead of a movie based on 'Monkey'. That would also be Wicked Freakin' Awesome.

I give the book 'Monkey' a 5/5 star rating, and the Movie a 5/5 star rating. (I think you know the reason. But if you dont, I will say it again: Because they are Wicked Freakin' Awesome.)

Now, if you know where to Buy/Rent/Watch at friends house, then I suggest you should watch it. How I found out about it was on the DragonFable Design Notes, and it is what got me hooked on Death Note and A Chinese Tall Story. If you see something that is reccomended in the DragonFable Design Notes, then it must be good. (It has been proven alot of times. The recent Reccomendation is the Deltora series)

So...random movies of the Moment are...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-nyHTmYpc0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OrqBIefU0A

Okay...three in one day...from now on, if I have videos I want to share instead of making it the Video of the Moment, I will post them.

Thats all for now, see you next time with a DragonFable Guide for Levels 1-10.

~Brenton Zera Storm, Alchementalist, LoreMaster